New Balance: Holiday Edition

Oooh, Christmas shoes! (And they come in blue as well, so… Hanukkah shoes!) Metallic gold, suede, and tartan; all rolled up into a New Balance 576 and ready for tree decorating, menorah lighting, or even just braving a bit of snow on your way to the mailbox. Well, sort of ready, because you’ll have had to be very good this year to get your hands on these. And by good I don’t just mean keeping your family’s name out of the dirt — I mean you’ll have had to learn Japanese (or Mandarin, or Chinese; I’m not really sure which one you’ll need. All three is probably best). Yep, it’s a sad example of the state of the world, but this is the only place we know to buy them (and they’re just so good). A slightly more understandable shopping experience (sans tartan but stocking plenty more NB goodness) can be found here.