Schwipe's Eyes Don't Lies

If you were to take ecstasy laced with acid and drank it down with a couple of shots of high-grade tequila, it’d likely compare to the resulting psychotropic effect given off by Aussie label Schwipe’s Eyes Don’t Lies collection. Their new designs are the visual equivalent of BEING LOUD LIKE THIS, with wacky prints "” cue fleshy brains and the same type of confusing dots you’re made to look at when taking the colorblind test at the optometrist’s office "” adorning shirts and sweaters in an inescapable all-over style and in a pastel color mix that was surely put together by a high-as-a-kite Frankenstein. Their site is not recommended for weak stomachs or those suffering from grade-a hangovers; it’s grotesque and weird, mutant and monster-ish, but all the same it’s supremely superb. And just in time for Halloween too!