BAM POP! GRRR!

Not too long ago (actually, up until about 20 minutes ago) I would have sworn to you on my LIFE, that I would never, never write about scrapbooking. It’s not that I have much against it, it’s just that right now, as applied to my current lifestyle, scrapbooking represents a few things that are very unsavory (like sororities, marriage, babies, maybe a few extra pounds…). But the other side of this situation is: I have a huge thing for monsters. Actually, I have a huge thing for pretty much anything with sharp teeth. And, as a writer, I’m allowed to enjoy paper, because it represents 50% of the reason writing exists at all (the other 50% belonging to pen and ink, respectively. And no, it shouldn’t be a 3-way split; paper also beats rock — for reasons unknown — and is therefore deserving of the larger fraction).

Anyways, let’s do this ripping-off-bandaid style: BAM POP! makes paper — and yes, it is primarily for scrapbooking. But volume 3 is peppered with monsters. So A+B, instead of equaling C, actually has a cancellation effect and basically leaves us with AWESOME. I wish they were bloody monsters- that would be even neato-er, but hey. I’m not greek, not married, not knocked up, and I like their scrapbooking stuff. I think that means…they win.