Top 5 Not-Ugly Wrapping Papers

We’ve all been there, hands on the greatest gift ever, but forced to wrap it in some circa ’98 wrapping paper from a drug store. Prep yourself before you wreck your gift, with one of these five wrapping paper solutions this holiday season from skull and bones to space invaders, we’ve got you covered.

(W)Rapping Paper: Read JS Review | Buy It ($6.00/sheet, shown as 1)

Fricka, fricka, fricka fresh. Wrapping paper with your favorite (or least favorite) rap lyrics. A favorite, finally in production, get ’em while they’re hot. Aigggggght!

Whimsy’s Stick & Bones Dude Rap: Buy It ($4.50/sheet, shown as 2)

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. Barf-tastic wrapping paper will though. Show your inner kindergarten pirate wisdom with this Skull & Bones wrapping paper!

Happy Merry Whatever: Read JS Review | Buy It ($7.99 for 3 sheets, shown as 3)

Wrap your gifts in bubble wrap, bandage wrap, sandwich rap, butcher wrap, or aluminum foil wrap (shown). The aluminum foil, tacky as all hell done right is the Rolls-Royce of foil wrapping paper, seriously hot.

Space Invaders Wrapping Paper: Read JS Review | Buy It ($4.50/sheet, shown as 4)

A timeless wrapping classic, these space invader wrapping papers made it around the net in record time when they launched. From the geniuses at Whimsy, the makers of Stick & Bones Dude Rap. I win, I win, I win!

Raunchy Wrapping paper: Read JS Review | Buy It ($6.00 a sheet, shown as 5)

Double sided gift wrap, outside nice, clean simple. Inside, orgasmic-super porno shot. Choose from an orgy-like collage of girls inside or boy inside and freak your friends, family or co-workers out this holiday season.