Springy Bed: Up To You Toronto

The Springy Bed (A.K.A. the neighbor pisser offer) is a bed that I would certainly love to ‘test.’ Besides the obvious benefits of having bed that contacts the floor with four car suspension springs, these beauts are designed handsomely and are eco-friendly– hand made from recycled materials (car suspension included). Described as a “contemporary, comfortable bed for the conscious consumer” by our friends at Up To You in Toronto, they’re also limited edition: hand signed and numbered by the maker– I wonder who “the maker” is? Any help with that one Dimitra? These puppies are available for special order from Up To You— no word on a price tag, decibel levels, or weight/people limit.