Little Joseph

Scaring off a bad date just got a little easier with Maxim Velcovsky’s Little Joseph candle holders. Not only do the baby-heads stare creepishly from their hand-painted shells, they also “mature” with each use as candle-drippings create a nice crop of multi-colored hair. In other words, you start with a decapitated baby, and end up with a decapitated clown.

Little Joseph doesn’t come cheap — you can expect to pay around 80 bucks a head — but some might consider that a small price to pay when compared to spending the rest of the night with another blind date gone bad. However, If you’re searching for more traditional lighting methods, you’ll still find a bunch of other options at the same place as you’ll find Joseph, so don’t let that creepy gaze keep you away.