Jones Sours

Jones is releasing some new, sour, carbonated bevvies candies come January, and they need a shot of your best pucker to give their packaging some of that classic Jones je ne sais quoi. I know what you thinking — Sour soda?! The end of the world is coming! — but it’s actually just the newest addition to their candy line. Here’s another thing you could be musing over: flavors like Electric Lemonade, Limes with Orange, and Spiked Punch. I mused over that, and aside from helping me form a rather lovely, Disney Channel-ready kissy-face, it made me think of how much my life could improve once I abandon Watermelon Pucker for something more refined. Actually, I would never abandon Pucker. Wait, I mean, I’ve never, ever even tasted that stuff. How immature would that be? Anyway, if you want to see your face on the packaging of Jones’ latest experiment, upload your sourest face here.
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