Ferguson Hill Horn Speakers

“It’s a big stereo. Speakers so loud, they blow women’s clothes off.”

I’m not much of an audiophile, but even I’m impressed by these bad boys. Or at least by the design; I have no idea how they sound. The Ferguson Hill Horn Speakers have got to be what the dude in The Italian Job was talking about — they just straight-up look LOUD. Can you imagine walking into someone’s home and seeing these thing hanging out in the corners? I think I’d be afraid to walk past them.

They also remind me of the giant bubbles we used to make as kids with that giant red-stringed bubble maker. Of course, at a price upward of $20,000 (yes, that’s the correct number of zeros) and a size around a cubic meter each, these aren’t for your average Manhattan apartment either. Anyone seen these on Cribs yet? They have to show up sooner or later.