Fender Stratocaster Table

Normally, we would never recommend using the head of a Fender Stratocaster as a place to rest your drink or eat your TV dinner — they’re way too small. However, the fine artisans at Portland, Oregon’s Fender Custom Furniture have made that situation plausible. Behold Deluxe Stratocaster Coffee Table, a solid maple-crafted must have for anyone who lives, or longs to live, the rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle. Complete with six tuning peg caps, three chrome-plated legs and that classic Fender logo silk-screened on, the re-creation of an instrumental masterpiece is ready to turn your rec room into a den of sin. Just remind your friends to keep their feet off of it.