Banksy In NYC

Banksy will come to NY galleries (for the first time) in the form of an opening at Vanina Holasek. Offering an exhibition of the graffiti bandit’s prints and originals for sale, the exhibit will run through December 29, when Banksy himself will make an appearance as a live statue holding a balloon and a detonated bomb (kidding). Or maybe dressed up as Angelina Jolie, who will have already shown up once to buy the entire collection (kidding… except for the part about Angelina buying everything). Who knows, maybe he won’t come at all, but even though no one will know if he does, I certainly won’t — I’ll be here in the mountains, bombing my Christmas tree with Santa’s Artificial Snow Frost Spray. Full details here, you lucky bastards.